i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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