everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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