Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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