oh god the rape fog is back!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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