She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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