At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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