Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dicks are not precious.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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