i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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