I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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