your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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