He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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