I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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