how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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