i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
3 2 1 whiskey
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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