new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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