Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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