do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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