haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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