just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Randomize
