Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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