Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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