Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize