Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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