We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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