Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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