I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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