what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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