P.S. I can't hear my feet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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