all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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