I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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