Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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