Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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