so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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