WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This is the high leading the old right now
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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