he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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