i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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