Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sponge bath it is.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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