I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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