My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This is my gift to your gina
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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