Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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