So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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