i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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