i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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