Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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