What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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