Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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