My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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