I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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