New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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