R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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