this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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