Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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