he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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