Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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