You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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