just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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